rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it
i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.
MIRA–
Y SU FAVORITO–
robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.
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Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:
1) he’s a fashion disaster
2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more
This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.
Avengers Endgame: Iron Man and America’s Ass *Endgame Spoilers*
wh at the fuck. ok. I was not going into the movie with ANY INTENTION of turning any scene into my stony superfamily! shit (particularly bc I couldn’t mentally handle it) BUT THE MOVIE LITERALLY THRUSTS ME (pun intended) TOWARDS THIS NARRATIVE WH. AT THE fuck .
(dialogue is also not a hundred percentt verbatim just in case anyone wants to like, call me out on that.)
a few things:
captain america is the first person to run towards iron man when carol brings his ship back to earth????? like not pepper????? WHAT? you’re telling me it was cinematically necessary to not have pepper reel him in close FIRST? like ??? his canon partner ??? making captain america first clearly gears toward some greater importance of capt and Tony’s relationship that’s all I’m saying and I’m not okay
IRON MAN MADE CAPTAIN AMERICA A NEW FUCKING SHEILD AND NO ONE ELSE. “don’t talk too loud they’ll get jealous” FUCK YOU.
and then the handshake afterwards and 20 year stare down??? excuse my gay ass there is nothing platonic about this exchange.
THE. ASS. THING. FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS LINE WAS GIVEN TO TONY. OR WAS INCLUDED AT ALL. (not that I’m complaining.) “that suit does nothing for your ass.” ???? Hmmm??? in what context is this heterosexual? ALSO WHY ARE WE FOCUSING ON YOUR TEAMMATES ASS TONY LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. and captain being proud n shit because his fucking baby daddy admires his ass. yes. it is “America’s Ass” Scott was right moving ON. I’m FUMING.
Iron Man and Captain America getting lost in their own world while ant man just stands there, like an awkward third wheel.
“That’s my man.” —Actual Words Tony Stark Says To Actual Steve Rogers. When he sees that Rogers is still alive. but it’s fine right?
“Tony was always telling me to get a life, so I got it.” Tony this, Tony that. WE GET IT.
In conclusion tony and steve are canonically in love with each other and have literally the deepest, profoundest love and respect for each other that is so beautiful and I’m happy to have seen it throughout the years. I’m not discrediting pepper and Peggy, like their love toward these power women is incredible.
but like, I.n my heart, it’s always been superhusbands tony and steve w / their adopted son peter parker and honestly that’s the way it’s always gonna be for me.
Levi having zero chill like a dark angel of death is now my sexuality, everything else is cancelled. If you don’t come for me covered in blood and with the rage of a thousand souls in your eyes then I’m sorry you’re not getting in my pants.
